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I'm still waiting....
Still Waiting 
I'm still waiting....
I did what you told me ...
I sent the email to 10 people like you said ...
I'm still waiting for that miracle to happen.
To all my friends who in the last year sent me best wishes, chain letters, angel letters or other promises of good luck if I forwarded something, NONE OF THAT CRAP WORKED!
For 2011, could you please just send money, chocolate, movie tickets, or even better... gas vouchers instead!
Thank you!
I'm still waiting....
I did what you told me ...
I sent the email to 10 people like you said ...
I'm still waiting for that miracle to happen.
To all my friends who in the last year sent me best wishes, chain letters, angel letters or other promises of good luck if I forwarded something, NONE OF THAT CRAP WORKED!
For 2011, could you please just send money, chocolate, movie tickets, or even better... gas vouchers instead!
Thank you!
Urgent Warning
Aliens are coming to Earth on Friday and their mission is to abduct all the good looking and sexy people.You will be safe, but I'm just emailing you to say goodbye.
Most Recent Computer Virus
I thought you would want to know about this e-mail virus. Even the most advanced programs from Norton or McAfee cannot take care of this one.
It appears to affect those who were born prior to 1960.
Symptoms:
1. Causes you to send the same e-mail twice. (Done that!)
2. Causes you to send a blank e-mail! (That too!)
3. Causes you to send e-mail to the wrong person. (Yep!)
4. Causes you to send it back to the person who sent it to you. (DUH!)
5. Causes you to forget to attach the attachment. (Well darn!)
6. Causes you to hit "SEND" before you've finished. (Oh no - not again!)
7. Causes you to hit "DELETE" instead of "SEND." (And I just hate that!)
8. Causes you to hit "SEND" when you should "DELETE." (Oh No!)
IT IS CALLED THE "C-NILE VIRUS."
Hmmm...Have I already sent this to you?
It appears to affect those who were born prior to 1960.
Symptoms:
1. Causes you to send the same e-mail twice. (Done that!)
2. Causes you to send a blank e-mail! (That too!)
3. Causes you to send e-mail to the wrong person. (Yep!)
4. Causes you to send it back to the person who sent it to you. (DUH!)
5. Causes you to forget to attach the attachment. (Well darn!)
6. Causes you to hit "SEND" before you've finished. (Oh no - not again!)
7. Causes you to hit "DELETE" instead of "SEND." (And I just hate that!)
8. Causes you to hit "SEND" when you should "DELETE." (Oh No!)
IT IS CALLED THE "C-NILE VIRUS."
Hmmm...Have I already sent this to you?
Little Jonny - The Horse Auction
Little Johnny attended a horse auction with his father. He watched as his father moved from horse to horse, running his hands up and down the horse's legs and rump, and chest.
After a few minutes, Johnny asked, "Dad, why are you doing that?"
His father replied, "Because when I'm buying horses, I have to make sure that they are healthy and in good shape before I buy."
Johnny, looking worried, said, "Dad, I think the UPS guy wants to buy Mom..."
After a few minutes, Johnny asked, "Dad, why are you doing that?"
His father replied, "Because when I'm buying horses, I have to make sure that they are healthy and in good shape before I buy."
Johnny, looking worried, said, "Dad, I think the UPS guy wants to buy Mom..."
Wednesday, November 17, 2010
අම්ඩන්ගෙ මාමා - Another Best Amdan Joke Story - Funny Sinhala Joke
Everyday a New funny Joke. Keep visiting us!
Keep Laughing No Matter What
Sri Lankan Sinhala Jokes
Tuesday, November 16, 2010
Monday, November 15, 2010
ඇම්ඩන්ගෙ දැනුම - An another AMDAN joke
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Thursday, November 11, 2010
Peanuts - A very funny story
A tour bus driver is driving with a bus load of seniors down a highway when he is tapped on his shoulder by a little old lady.
She offers him a handful of peanuts, which he gratefully munches up.
After about 15 minutes, she taps him on his shoulder again and she hands him another handful of peanuts.
She repeats this gesture about five more times.
When she is about to hand him another batch again he asks the little old lady,
" why don`t you eat the peanuts yourself?".
"We can't chew them because we've no teeth", she replied.
The puzzled driver asks, "Why do you buy them then?"
The old lady replied,
"We just love the chocolate around them."
She offers him a handful of peanuts, which he gratefully munches up.
After about 15 minutes, she taps him on his shoulder again and she hands him another handful of peanuts.
She repeats this gesture about five more times.
When she is about to hand him another batch again he asks the little old lady,
" why don`t you eat the peanuts yourself?".
"We can't chew them because we've no teeth", she replied.
The puzzled driver asks, "Why do you buy them then?"
The old lady replied,
"We just love the chocolate around them."
Wednesday, November 10, 2010
ලසිත් මාලින්ග කියන කතා.... චී.... චී.....
In the recently concluded Australia vs Sri Lanka match.... watch what Malinga has to say after he looses his bat....
An absolutely Brilliant Joke, ENJOY!!!
A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods. She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap.
The frog said to her, "If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes."
The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, "Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes.
Whatever you wish for, your husband will get ten times of it!" The woman
said, "That's okay."
For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world.
The frog warned her, "You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women will flock to".
The woman replied, "That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful woman and he will have eyes only for me."
So, KAZAM- she's the most beautiful Woman in the world!
For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world.
The frog said, "That will make your husband the richest man in the world. And he will be ten times richer than
you. "
The woman said, "That's okay, because what's mine is his and what's his is mine."
So, KAZAM- she's the richest woman in the world!
The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, "I'd like to have a mild heart attack."
Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them.
Attention
female readers: This is the end of the joke for you. Stop here and continue feeling good!
Male readers: Please scroll down.
The frog said to her, "If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes."
The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, "Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes.
Whatever you wish for, your husband will get ten times of it!" The woman
said, "That's okay."
For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world.
The frog warned her, "You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women will flock to".
The woman replied, "That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful woman and he will have eyes only for me."
So, KAZAM- she's the most beautiful Woman in the world!
For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world.
The frog said, "That will make your husband the richest man in the world. And he will be ten times richer than
you. "
The woman said, "That's okay, because what's mine is his and what's his is mine."
So, KAZAM- she's the richest woman in the world!
The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, "I'd like to have a mild heart attack."
Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them.
Attention
female readers: This is the end of the joke for you. Stop here and continue feeling good!
Male readers: Please scroll down.
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Child's Prayer
One night, a father passed by his son's room and heard his son praying: "God bless Mommy, Daddy, and Grandma. Ta ta, Grandpa."
The father didn't quite know what this meant, but was glad his son was praying. The next morning, they found Grandpa dead on the floor of a heart attack. The father reassured himself that it was just a coincidence, but was still a bit spooked.
The next night, he heard his son praying again: "God bless Mommy and Daddy. Ta ta, Grandma."
The father was worried, but decided to wait until morning. Sure enough, the next morning Grandma was on the floor, dead of a heart attack.
Really scared now, the father decided to wait outside his son's door the next night. And sure enough, the boy started to pray: "God bless Mommy. Ta ta, Daddy."
Now the father was crapping his pants. He stayed up all night, and went to the doctor's early the next day to make sure his health was fine. When he finally came home, his wife was waiting on the porch. She said, "Thank God you're here -- we could really use your help! We found milkman dead on our porch this morning!"
The father didn't quite know what this meant, but was glad his son was praying. The next morning, they found Grandpa dead on the floor of a heart attack. The father reassured himself that it was just a coincidence, but was still a bit spooked.
The next night, he heard his son praying again: "God bless Mommy and Daddy. Ta ta, Grandma."
The father was worried, but decided to wait until morning. Sure enough, the next morning Grandma was on the floor, dead of a heart attack.
Really scared now, the father decided to wait outside his son's door the next night. And sure enough, the boy started to pray: "God bless Mommy. Ta ta, Daddy."
Now the father was crapping his pants. He stayed up all night, and went to the doctor's early the next day to make sure his health was fine. When he finally came home, his wife was waiting on the porch. She said, "Thank God you're here -- we could really use your help! We found milkman dead on our porch this morning!"
Friday, November 5, 2010
KESEL Hora.....
As per records, this happened somewhere in Balangoda
This perticular Hora has stolen 6 keselkans in a row
Then the owner wrote this…..
The Funniest thing is that the Hora left the 7th one for the owner as he asked, and stole the 8th one
This perticular Hora has stolen 6 keselkans in a row
Then the owner wrote this…..
The Funniest thing is that the Hora left the 7th one for the owner as he asked, and stole the 8th one
Wednesday, November 3, 2010
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