Hilarious Story - You are Welcome

One day a father and his teenage son was having some lazy time. Suddenly the boy asked his dad

"Dad, Why is my sister is called Paris?"

"Well son that is because she was conceived in Paris"

"oh, that makes sense thanks Dad"

"You are welcome Couch!"

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I wish I was - A hillariously funny mother son joke story

A young guy got drunk in a bar and it was late in the night. He was too drunk to go home by himself so he called his mum to pick him up.

While they were heading home he got so paranoid about the silence between them. To break the silence and act normal the guy asked his mother a very awkward question.

"Mum are you a Virgin?"

Mother was feeling very angry about having to pick his son up so drunk and she looked at him and said

"You know what I really wish i am"

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You are next... Another funny blonde joke

A young blonde was in very stressful mood as she believed her husband is having an affair. So she went to a gun store and bought a pistol.

On the next day she came home little early from work to find out her husband is in their bed with another young woman. She grabbed her gun and then hold it to her own head. Then the husband jumped out of the bed pleading not to shoot herself.

Then the woman replied "Shut up.. you are next!"

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What is the Point? - A real funny joke

A patient walks in to a Doctor and asks

Doctor, is it possible for me to live more than 100 years?

Do you smoke?
No.


Do you drink?
No

Do you eat too much?
No.

Do you go to bed late?
No.

Do you have affairs with promiscuous women?
No.

Then whats the point you living 100 years?

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Three Rings of Marriage

Three Rings of Marriage

Marriage is all about three rings

Engagement Ring

Wedding Ring

SufferRing

H2O Joke

H2O

Teacher : James, whats the chemical formula for Water?
James : Madame it is H I J K L M NO
Teacher : What? what did you say
James : HIJKLMNO

Teacher was puzzled and was looking furious at James with her jaw dropped

James : You said yourself yesterday it is H to O didn't you

I hope you said hello

 I hope you said hello

Wife arrives home late at night from a business trip and quietly opens the door to her bedroom. But she notices four legs instead of two peeking from under the blanket!

Seized by a fit of rage, she reaches for the baseball bat and starts hitting the blanket until the screaming stops.

Still in shock, she lurches to the kitchen to have a drink. As she enters, she sees her husband there, reading a magazine.

"Oh welcome home darling," he says, "my parents came for a visit, so I let them have our bedroom. I hope you said hello."

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