Udurawana Jokes: Few Stories

Udurawana bought a new mobile.
He called everyone from his Phone Book & said
"My Mobile No. has changed.
Earlier it was Nokia 3310 Now it is 6610"

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Udurawana : I am a Proud, coz my son is in Medical College .
Friend : Really, what is he studying.
Udurawana : No he is not studying, They r Studying him.

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Interviewer: How does an electric motor run?
Udurawana: Dhhuuuurrrrrrrrrr. ....
Interviewer shouts: Stop it.
Udurawana : Dhhuurrrr dhup dhup dhup...

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Udurawana : Doctor, In my dreams, I play football every night.
DR: Take this tablet, you will be ok.
Udurawana : Can I take tomorrow, tonight is final game.

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Udurawana : If I die will u remarry?
Wife : No! I'll stay with my sister. But if I die will u remarry?
Udurawana : No, I'll also stay with your sister

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Udurawana  : People consider me as a "GOD"
Wife : How do you know??
Udurawana : When I went to the Park today, everybody said,
Oh GOD ! U have came again..

More Udurawana Jokes

Udurawana comes back 2 his car & find a note saying "Parking Fine" 
He Writes a note and sticks it 2 pole "Thanks 4 compliment"

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How do you recognize Udurawana in School?
He is the one who erases the notes from the book when the teacher 
erases the board.

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Once Udurawana was walking he had a glove on one hand and not on other. So 
the man asked him why he did so. He replied that the weather forecast  announced that on one hand it would be cold and on the other hand it 
would be hot.

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Udurawana is in a bar and his cellular phone rings. He picks it up and says 
"Hello, how did you know I was here?"

Udurawana Jokes

BOSS

There were three workers - Udurawana, an Italian, and a Jewish who worked together at a factory. Every day they noticed that their boss would leave work a little early.

So one day they meet together and decide they too would leave early that day if the boss left early.

As expected the boss left before closing time and the three of them too left the factory early.

The Jewish guy went home and rests so he can get an
early start.

The Italian guy goes home and cooks dinner.

Udurawana too rushes home. He walks up to his bedroom, opens the door slowly to surprise his wife only to see her in bed with his boss.

He quickly shuts the door and leaves.