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Udurawana comes back 2 his car & find a note saying "Parking Fine" 
He Writes a note and sticks it 2 pole "Thanks 4 compliment"

    
How do you recognize Udurawana in School?
He is the one who erases the notes from the book when the teacher 
erases the board.

    
Once Udurawana was walking he had a glove on one hand and not on other. So 
the man asked him why he did so. He replied that the weather forecast  announced that on one hand it would be cold and on the other hand it 
would be hot.

   
Udurawana is in a bar and his cellular phone rings. He picks it up and says 
"Hello, how did you know I was here?"

   
Udurawana bought a brand new Maruti and decided to drive down from Kandy,
where he lived, to Colombo to meet his friend. He reached there in a few 
hours. After spending a few days there, he decided to return, and called up 
his mother to expect him in the evening.
But he didn't reach in the evening and not the next day either. When he
finally reached home on the third day,  his distraught mother ran and asked 
him "What Happened, My Son" Udurawana got out, obviously very tired from
the long journey, and said, "These Maruti Car people  are crazy! They have 
four gears for going forward, but only one for going back!

   
Udurawana -why r all these people running?
Man- This is a race, the winner will get the cup.  
Udurawana -If only the winner will get the cup, why others running?

   
Teacher:  "I killed a person" convert this sentence into future tense. 
Udurawana: The future tense is "u will go to jail".

   
Udurawana told his servant: Go and water the plants.
Servant: It's already raining.  
Udurawana:  So what? Take an umbrella and go.

   
Udurawana's wish: when i die,i wana die like my grandpa who died peacefully
in his sleep  not screaming like all the passengers in the car he was 
driving..

   
A man asked Udurawana why Ratnasiri Wickramanayake goes walking in the
evening and not in the morning.
Udurawana replied "Ratnasiri is PM not AM".

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