Outsourcing is the way to go....

WEDDING INVESTMENT




Rs.2,000,000 Marriage expenses.

Rs.30,000 Monthly expenditure.

Rs.3,000 Wife's monthly maintenance.


RETURNS:


First 5 years Weekly 3 Times.

Next 5 years Weekly 1 Time.

Next 10 years Once in 15 days.

Next 10 years Once in a month.

TOTAL COST

1400 times sex in 30 years for an estimated expenditure of a whooping :  17,840,000.

+

Opportunity cost on 2,000,000

spent on wedding at 7% for 40 years as

per current Post-tax Fixed Deposit Interest rate = LKR 29,848,915.68

TOTAL COST = LKR 47,788,915.68

Kindly Note:

A Man spends Rs.34,135 for each time he has Sex with his Wife....!!!

CONCLUSION :
Outsourcing is cheaper.