It happens only in India......

Notices in English for tourists in Gujarat-India 
 
In an Ahmedabad Hotel:
Is forbidden to steal hotel towels please.. If you are not a person to do such thing is please not to read this notice.
  
In a Surat hotel lobby: 
The lift is being fixed for the next day. During that time we regret that you will be unbearable.
  
In the elevator in Hotel Tex Pallazo, Surat :
To move the cabin, push button for wishing floor. If the cabin should enter more persons, ea ch one should press a number of wishing floor. Driving is then going alphabetically by national order.
 

In a Baroda hotel elevator:
Please leave your values at the front desk.
 
In a hotel in Jamnagar :
Visitors are expected to complain at the office between the hours of 9 and 11 A.M. daily.
 
In a Ahmedabad hotel near Gujarat College
You are invited to take advantage of the chambermaid.
 
Edwards Laundry on Relief Road, Ahmedabad: 
Drop your trousers here for best results.
 
In a Bhavnagar hotel:
Because of the impropriety of entertaining guests of the opposite sex in the bedroom, it is rekvested that the lobby be used for this purpose.
 
In a Anand laundry: 
Ladies, leave your clothes here and spend the afternoon having a good time.
 
In a heritage hotel at Junagadh:
Take one of our horse-driven city tours - we guarantee no miscarriages.
 
In a 5-Star Hotel cocktail lounge in Ahmedabad:
Ladies are requested not to have children in the bar.
 
In the office of a Ahmedabad gynecologist:
Specialist in women and other diseases
 
In a Bharuch hotel: 
The manager has personally passed all the water served here.


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