NO speak English

There was this Asian lady married to an American gentleman  and they
lived in Honolulu .

The poor lady was not very proficient in English, but managed to
communicate with her husband.  The real problem arose whenever she had 

 to shop for  groceries.

One day, she went to the butcher and wanted to buy a leg of mutton She 

 didn't know how to put forward her request, and in desperation, lifted 

 up her skirt to show her thighs. 

The butcher got the message and the lady went home with mutton legs.
 

The next day, she needed to get chicken breasts. Again, she didn't
know
how

to say, and so she unbuttoned her blouse to show the  butcher her
breast.
The lady got what she wanted.

The 3rd day, the poor lady needed to buy sausages.  Unable to find a
way
to

communicate this, she brought her husband to the store... (Please
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Helloooooooooo , her husband speaks English!!
Now get back to work...........