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Drunk.... but still in control


Rohit wakes up at home with a huge hangover. He forces himself to open his
eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins and a glass of
water on the side table.
He sits down and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed.
Rohit looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotless,
clean. So is the rest of the house.
He takes the aspirins and notices a note on the table. "Honey, breakfast is
on the stove, I left early to go shopping. Love You!"

So he goes to the kitchen and sure enough there is a hot breakfast and the
morning newspaper.
His son is also at the table, eating. Rohit asks, "Son, what happened last
night?"
His son says, "Well, you came home around 3 AM, drunk and delirious. Broke
some furniture, puked in the hallway, and gave yourself a black eye when
you stumbled into the door".
Confused, Rohit asks, "So, why is everything in order and so clean, and
breakfast is on the table waiting for me? I should expect a big quarrel
with her!"



His son replies, "Oh, that! Mom dragged you to the  bedroom, and when she
tried to take your clothes n shoes off, you said , "Lady leave me alone!
I'm married!"


Moral
Self-induced hangover-Rs. 2000.00
Broken furniture-Rs. 20,000.00
Breakfast-Rs. 100.00
Saying the Right Thing While Drunk – PRICELESS!

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