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PATTI GONAAAA... Very funny Sinhala joke

All HUSBANDS are innocent

All HUSBANDS are innocent

HUSBANDS are innocent

Men and women on earth die and go to heaven.

God comes and says," I want the men to form two

queues one line for the men who dominated their women,

and the other one for the men who were dominated by their women.

Also, I want all the women to go away so that no man and woman can talk."

Next time God comes back, the women are gone, and there are

two lines. The line for the men who were dominated by their

women is 100 miles long, and in the line of men who dominated their

women there is only one man.

God gets mad and says, "You men should be ashamed of yourselves.

I created you in my image, and you were all whipped by your mates.

Look at the only one of my sons who stood up and made me proud.

Learn from him!

Tell them, my son, how did you manage to be the only one in this line?"

The man replies,

"I don't know, my wife told me to stand here."

What is the valuable advantage of helicopter than fixed wing aircraft??

This should be an easy quiz for those who have even a small amount of knowledge about aircraft.

The answer may surprise you.

"What is the biggest advantage of rotary-wing aircraft over fixed-wing aircraft?"

The latest Tamil family movie - Now in Sri Lanka

PLEASE SAVE OUR VILLAGE. Little bit of an old joke in a new look

A man called his mom from the USA.

Man : Mom, I have AIDS.

Mother: Don't come back home, my son.

Man : Why mom ?

Mother: If you come back home, then your wife will be infected. From your

wife to your brother, from your brother to our maid, from our maid to your

dad, from your dad to my sister, from my sister to her husband, from him to

me, from me to the gardener, from the gardener to your sister. And if your

sister got AIDs, then the whole village will be infected !


බෙහෙත... One of the best laughs I had .....

එක්තරා මහතෙක් බඩේ අමාරුවකට ප්‍රතිකාර ගන්න දොස්තර මහතෙක් හමුවෙන්න ඔහුගේ බෙහෙත් ශාලවට ගියා....මේ ඩොක්ටර් මේ මහතාට දුන්න බෙහෙත් එකක්. මේ බෙහෙත් එක බොන එකක් නෙවෙයි.මේ බෙහෙත ඔහුගේ අධෝමාර්ගයට (පස්ස පැත්තට ) ඇතුල් කර ගත යුතුයි. මේක අධෝ මාර්ගයේ සෑහෙන්න ඇතුලට දැම්මොත් තමයි හොඳම ප්‍රතිපල ගන්න පුලුවන් කියලා මේ දොස්තර ඔහුට කියලා දුන්නා.

ඉතින් දොස්තර ග්ලවුස් එකක් දාගෙන මේක ඉස්සෙල්ලාම මේ මහතාට නැමෙන්න කියලා,අධෝ මාර්ගයේ ඇතුලටම දැම්මා. මේ මහතාට තරම වේදනවක් දැනුනා. ඊට පස්සේ ඔහුට කීව ඉතිරි එක ගෙදර ගිහිල්ලා පැය 6කට පස්සේ දාන්න.

මේ මහතා ගෙදර ගිහිල්ලා පැය 6කට පස්සේ තමාම දාගන්න උත්සහකරා. ඒ වුනාට එච්චර දුර දා ගන්න බෑ.පස්සේ බිරිඳට කතා කරා. බිරිඳ ඔහුට නැමෙන්න කියලා දාන්න උත්සහ කරා. ටිකක් අමාරුයි. ඊට පස්සේ අපහු ඔහුට නැමෙන්න කියලා බිරින්ද එක අතක් ඔහුගේ කර උඩ තියාගෙන අනික් අත අධෝ මාර්ගයට දාලා මේක කොහොම හරි ඇතුල් කලා. ඔන්න එක පාරම මේ මහත්තයා කේන්තියෙන් කෑ ගහනවා " වල් පරයා " කියලා....බිරිඳ අහනවා "මේ මොකද ඔයාට තද වෙලා මට බනින්නේ"....මේ මහත්තයා කියනවා " ඔයාට නෙවෙයි අර දොස්තරයා ඔය බෙහෙත දාන කොට උගේ අත් දෙකම තිබුනේ මගේ කර උඩ....දැන් තමයි මට මතක් වුනේ"

Please retire when you reach this age

Our Progress

This picture show the progress of humanity... (lol)

Good Short Joke

Teacher: Tell me a sentence that starts with an "I".

Student: I is the....

Teacher: Stop! Never put 'is' after an "I". Always put 'am' after an "I".

Student: OK. I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.

මසුරාගේ යකඩ කැටය (විහිලු කතා) - Funny Story

Don't fool

A 54 year old woman had
a heart attack and was taken to the hospital 

While on the operating table she had a near death experience. Seeing God she
asked "Is my time up?" 

God said, "No, you have another 43 years, 2 months and 8 days to 


Upon recovery, the woman

FYI : Who causes accidents

A recent joint study conducted by the Department of Health and the Department of Motor Vehicles indicates that 23% of traffic accidents are alcohol related.

This means that the remaining 77% are caused by assholes who just drink tea, coffee, carbonated drinks, juices, yogurts, and shit like that.

Therefore, beware of those who do not drink alcohol. They cause three times as many accidents.

This message is sent by someone who worries about your well being.

"Your Attitude will Determine your Altitude"

නිදහසට කාරණා

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