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A 54 year old woman had
a heart attack and was taken to the hospital 

While on the operating table she had a near death experience. Seeing God she
asked "Is my time up?" 

God said, "No, you have another 43 years, 2 months and 8 days to 


Upon recovery, the woman

decided to stay in the hospital and have a
face-lift, liposuction, breast implants and a tummy tuck. She even had
someone come in and change her hair colour and brighten her teeth! Since she
had so much more time to live, she figured she might as well make the most of

After her last operation, she was released from the hospital. While crossing
the street on her way home, she was killed by an ambulance

Arriving in front of God, she demanded, 

"I thought you said I had
another 43 years? Why didn't you pull me from out of the path of the

(You'll love this)

God replied: "I didn't recognize you." 

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