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Notices in English for tourists in Gujarat-India 
 
In an Ahmedabad Hotel:
Is forbidden to steal hotel towels please.. If you are not a person to do such thing is please not to read this notice.

  

In a Surat hotel lobby

The lift is being fixed for the next day. During that time we regret that you will be unbearable.

  

In the elevator in Hotel Tex Pallazo, Surat :

To move the cabin, push button for wishing floor. If the cabin should enter more persons, ea ch one should press a number of wishing floor. Driving is then going alphabetically by national order.

 


In a Baroda hotel elevator:

Please leave your values at the front desk.

 

In a hotel in Jamnagar :

Visitors are expected to complain at the office between the hours of 9 and 11 A.M. daily.

 

In a Ahmedabad hotel near Gujarat College

You are invited to take advantage of the chambermaid.

 

Edwards Laundry on Relief Road, Ahmedabad: 

Drop your trousers here for best results.

 

In a Bhavnagar hotel:

Because of the impropriety of entertaining guests of the opposite sex in the bedroom, it is rekvested that the lobby be used for this purpose.

 

In a Anand laundry: 

Ladies, leave your clothes here and spend the afternoon having a good time.

 

In a heritage hotel at Junagadh
:
Take one of our horse-driven city tours - we guarantee no miscarriages.

 

In a 5-Star Hotel cocktail lounge in Ahmedabad:

Ladies are requested not to have children in the bar.

 

In the office of a Ahmedabad gynecologist:

Specialist in women and other diseases

 

In a Bharuch hotel: 

The manager has personally passed all the water served here.



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