Judge to child: Do you want to live with your Mother ?
Child: No
Judge: Why ?
Child: She beats me.
Judge: Okay, so you want to live with Dad ?
Child: No.
Judge: Why not ?
Child: He beats me too.
Judge: So, who do you want to live with ?
Child: Sri Lankan Cricket Team.
Judge: WHY ? ?
Child: They beat NOBODY!
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