More Udurawana Jokes

Udurawana comes back 2 his car & find a note saying "Parking Fine" 
He Writes a note and sticks it 2 pole "Thanks 4 compliment"

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How do you recognize Udurawana in School?
He is the one who erases the notes from the book when the teacher 
erases the board.

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Once Udurawana was walking he had a glove on one hand and not on other. So 
the man asked him why he did so. He replied that the weather forecast  announced that on one hand it would be cold and on the other hand it 
would be hot.

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Udurawana is in a bar and his cellular phone rings. He picks it up and says 
"Hello, how did you know I was here?"

A kiss may kill you

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Difference between A car launch and A truck launch

Drive your way

Picture of the Year

The Wise Wife

A man called home to his wife and said, "Honey I have been asked to go fishing up in Canada with my boss & several of his friends. We'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that promotion I've been wanting, so could you please pack enough clothes for a week and set out my rod and fishing box? We're leaving from the office & I will swing by the house to pick my things up" "Oh! Please pack my new blue silk pyjamas."

The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she is, did exactly what her husband asked. The following weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good. The wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish?

He said, "Yes! Lots of Salmon, some Bluegill, and a few Swordfish.But why didn't you pack my new blue silk pyjamas like I asked you to do?"

You'll love the answer...

NO speak English

There was this Asian lady married to an American gentleman  and they
lived in Honolulu .

The poor lady was not very proficient in English, but managed to
communicate with her husband.  The real problem arose whenever she had 

 to shop for  groceries.

One day, she went to the butcher and wanted to buy a leg of mutton She 

 didn't know how to put forward her request, and in desperation, lifted 

 up her skirt to show her thighs. 

TOP 10 WOMAN DRIVERS OF THE YEAR

TOP 10  WOMAN DRIVERS OF THE YEAR

10th PLACE GOES TO 

 

9th PLACE GOES TO 

Men are from Mars!

Udurawana Jokes

BOSS

There were three workers - Udurawana, an Italian, and a Jewish who worked together at a factory. Every day they noticed that their boss would leave work a little early.

So one day they meet together and decide they too would leave early that day if the boss left early.

As expected the boss left before closing time and the three of them too left the factory early.

The Jewish guy went home and rests so he can get an
early start.

The Italian guy goes home and cooks dinner.

Udurawana too rushes home. He walks up to his bedroom, opens the door slowly to surprise his wife only to see her in bed with his boss.

He quickly shuts the door and leaves.

The Last Will

Bathiya and Santhush

The Telegram

Bunty

Ali Patiyo Oyai Mamai….

Ali Patiyo Oyai Mamai….

Old days of studio photography....The Top 4 Poses!!!..

Pose No. 1



Please don’t laugh…

Pose No. 2

New West Indies Cricket player puts Sri Lankan commentators in trouble

This is sooooooooooooooooooooo    funny :-) New West Indies Cricket player puts Sri Lankan cricket commentators in troubleThis new West Indies Cricket player - Yannic Cariah - from Trinidad will surely put Sinhalese Cricket commentators and fans in trouble
Check out the Attachment !
 This upcoming windies player is currently playing for their Under 19 team in NZ and has promised a lot for the future – not only with his playing, but with his Surname – specially for the Sri Lankan public. I mean, it will be quite tough for Sri Lankan commentators and quite a spectacle for the cricket lovers when this guy grows up to represent the Windies 1^stEleven ha ??

Imagine the commentators going like this :

• __Cariah__Wicket Eka Dawa gaththa
• ___Cariah_____ Haye paharak Ella Kala
• ____Cariah___ Hathre paharak ella kala
• _____Cariah_____ Uda Panduwa Atha hariya
• ______Cariah__Uda Panduwa Raka gaththa

 Wow !!!
I am sure that Mr. Premasara Epasinghe would retire from commentaries !!!